Monday, 8 December 2008

Bean Lick.

Candy isn't enough for this human bean.

Lick.

This is a human bean...he loves his candy.

Hele-Bean

This is a hele-bean.

Flowers.

I love flowers.

Bean Stack.

I did this a million years ago and I just found it. I didn't really like it before, but now I do.

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Jam vs Honey

This is for Lloyd...or any other weirdo who chooses Honey over Jam to put on a peanut butter sandwich and if you are one of them then you are a retard. It says so right in this picture.

The PB.

If you're a peanut butter lover like I am then you would agree that peanut butter is a spread that whispers, "I love you" everyime you open the lid. If you have not heard the whispers then that proves that you don't appreciate peanut butter as much as I do.

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Doodles.

Just some doodles I doodled up. Started out drawing Mickey Mouse and it ended up into this little guy. He's cute. I like his hat.

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

God Creates Adam.

I still have yet to see the Sistine Chapel...so until then I get to enjoy my version of 'God Creates Adam' starring the Human Beans. :) CREATED!!!!!!!....with acrylic. WOO!

Fly.

Oh how I wish I could fly. :(

Fat.

Your fat...enjoy!

Fart.

Another doodle. :)

Friday, 28 March 2008

Yum!

This one is awesome. I like candy.

Munch!

This is a continued drawing of "Gnaw". Good times.

Gnaw!

I don't know. I find this one kinda funny. It's dramatic yet...not so much. It's great!

Weee!


I think a weird thing puking out miniature things is amusing, so I decided to draw it. The parachutes are a sweet touch too :p

Friday, 15 February 2008

Banana.


I really like bananas because not only are they tasty, but they're a valuable source of potassium, vitamin C, and some other vitamin. Anyways, so I was peeling this banana and I just thought, "what could this banana be going through?" Here I am peeling what appears to be the skin of this banana. How would I like it if someone peeled my skin and took a bite out of my head? I don't think I'd enjoy that very much and I'm sure you wouldn't find pleasure in that either. So I decided to draw the banana in pure agony. And for the record...I totally ate the banana. Yeah, I'm a jerk.

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Affmaster 5000


This is me...in my robot disguise, but you don't know it's me because it's a disguise and the only reason you know it's me is because I just told you it's me. If I didn't tell you, you'd be like, "hmm...I wonder who that is in that robot disguise..." but then again, you wouldn't know this was a disguise and the only reason you know it's a disguise is because I just told you it was...other wise you'd say, "Whoa! Check out that robot!" and maybe you'd add, "I wonder where it came from!" but before you get to say that, I'd jump out and go, "Ha-Ha got you! It's me, Affy!!"

Some Kid.


I love the pose in those one. It was also done in Flash like the other two kids. I haven't done that much flash stuff since this guy, but I'm thinking about making more of these kids. They're fun!

Punk Kids.


This is just a little thing I did on Flash of two punk kids. Used myself as refrence for the girl.